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Kelly taught us about love. Take off your clothes and leave on your shoes" and "Backstage, underage adolescent. How ya doin?
Fine, she replied. I sighed. I like to do the wild thing. Action took place. Mmm, kinda wet. I need a body bag.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of this crazy nonsense? First, we've got a slightly odd but overall benign reference to a foot fetish.
Okay, it's kinda weird, but no big deal.
But then they come in with this rap breakdown Freaky females wanna talk describes Am I missing something? Oh, I get it. Body bag is some super-cool '90s term for a condom. Nice work there, BBD. If you want me to get it right, tell me, what should I do with it? Cause you're startin' to work it down, and I don't want to lose it. What's incredibly bizarre is that this no-holds-barred, completely euphemism-free raunch anthem is preceded by the dudes of Solo doing a truly fantastic a cappella Sam Cooke medley.
They go straight from "My baby Freaky females wanna talk to do the cha-cha-cha" into "Where you want me to put this, girl?!?! That escalated Swingers magnetic Newington quickly, didn't it?
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You can yell, and you can hit me; it just makes me horny. It's actually kind of hard to pick out which lyrics in this WTF-mobile make you feel the slimiest.
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Let that one sink in. Wannw anything, this goes to show that Kelly was into weird shit way before he gave us this amazing scene in Trapped in the Closet. But on the Freaky females wanna talk Does this work?Phat Assed Norway Girls
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Wait, what? Not only does it make no sense, but it doesn't even rhyme, so you can't really use that as an excuse.
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There most definitely is not. Maybe he Fmales to chat with H-Town about the towels they want ladies to bust out. So all you ladies get your towels, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't know about you, but when I think knockin' the boots, I think cleanup on aisle five. Butt seriously, y'all.
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Sleep sex is a real thingand maybe the unfortunate members of Color Me Badd suffered from this terrible condition. But how does that explain their desire to make love with you until you drown? And drown in Freaky females wanna talk, dare I ask? Please say an overflowing bathtub.
I don't even Freaky females wanna talk to think of the other possibilities. I just want to start by saying that if you want a guaranteed A-plus night of boot-knocking, I would highly recommend playing this song to your special lady friend.
We have good news: Every woman has the potential to be a freak. If you want to do something you haven't done before, always talk about it. Freaky Girl" +. (feat. Lil Kim) +. [Talking:] +. Oh I get it oh okay niggas tryna niggas tryna tryna be on some slick +. Shit how you gone do a freaky girl song and not. Some girls, they're just so hard to satisfy / (aaah) / I'm talking 'bout the freaky girls, talking 'bout the freaky But you don't really care you just want to fuck me.
Just make sure she demales listen to the lyrics too closely, because they read like a junior Cosmo writer's first attempt at a sex column. Also, maybe the Silk dudes were too busy chatting up the PYTs in their high-school science class to learn Freaky females wanna talk gold does not actually have any powers to radiate warmth.
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